Survey from Xinyi..ee ee

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Jasmine Liang Kaixin, no..not in that order
Birth date: 16th Jan 1983
Current Location: on a big yellow bed..its calling me
Eye Color: brown..must be
Hair Color: black which filters down to remnants of brown/red pigments..unnoticeable.
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: capricorn la,dunno how to count

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: chinese, hokkien
Your fears: tight constrains and restrains..snakes(god, i cannot even start to explain why my body anatomy like goosemups will react immediately to sights of this long god forsaken creature), fear of not telling my family how much i love them..nothing much really
Your weaknesses: duh..my fears lar..oh and im too soft hearted..don't try to capitalize on it..i'll bite u!
Your perfect pizza: dun get me started..oh alright,might as well..hmm, must be thin crusted with bacon,extra cheese,salami..mushroom,onions,peppers..throw in abalone?hmm, must have olive smell with fried garlic..but smell only ah..cos i dun take garlic..oh where was I..but pizza hey..i dun relish them
Goal you'd like to achieve: richer than trump! so i'd trump him..whahahahaha..oops, make that bill gates and his solidly backed foundation..honestly..i bet the gates charity opens up to their own children endowment fund..

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up: mmm..scary dream..shit, i gotta work
Your best physical feature: whichever the person that sees me likes
Your bedtime: 11.30-12am
Your most missed memory: playing around with ah ma, dumping toothbrushes down our back well and attempting to catch the chickens belonging to our dearesr neighbour for KFC..aged 6.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: duh? I's the biggest coke supporter around sans buying their pernapherlia..for that matter, its coke light which contains aspertame that is used in bigger amounts to kill pesticide. We're bigger, takes years to kill.
McDonald's or Burger King: what a lip smacking choice..mc donalds for their fries.
Single or group dates: single
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla..tea..
Cappuccino or coffee: sigh..an acquired taste is for tea..not these couth coffee beans

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Take a shower: yes, shower routine as follows..shampoo, decide if hair needs volume, if not conditioner..body foam..shower everything..leave myself under the shower for another 10 mins, because it feels like rain and I enjoy it..
Have a crush: i did
Think you've been in love: of course..love is a mid term sensation produced by your body hormones, rejuvenated by excitement..im sure i love my family..except
Like school: love it! its easy stuff!!
Want to get married: maybe
Believe in yourself: yes i do..there's nothing to lose in believing in yourself..i am a lone entity. Only when you start to befriend yourself and build yourself up, then can you withstand unsurmountabilities.
Think you're a health freak: not at all! despise clean freaks who cannot draw the line between hygiene and obsession..might as well boil yourself up in a pot to get rid of the layer of dust on you..chuckles..mere mortals with 3% brain utility

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Gone to the mall: like everyday..first day in vivocity 2 hours (thats with my family), whittle it down to 1 over the next weekend, then to 20mins and just today, walked the whole vivo in perhaps 15mins..sigh, its next to my workplace la
Been on stage: everyday in my room, on my bed..pretend pretend..
Eaten Sushi: yup..
Been dumped: naw
Gone skating: nope
Dyed your hair: i thought i coloured it black..


LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER?

Played a stripping game: no
Gotten beaten up: huh?
Changed who you were to fit in: thought about and tried but eventually nope. Thats not who I am, and I can't answer to myself. If I have nothing to fall back on..no friends, no acquaintances, no strangers..I have the summation of Katie, Kalyn, Xinyi, Xinjie, Yongyu, Mummy, Daddy, Auntie Josie..and Uncle Jeffrey..the back few must be in near death situations la, a bit like summoning ghosts of the past

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

Age you're hoping to be married: whatever will be will be..

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY

Best eye color: light brown
Best hair color: healthy shiny hair..
Short or long hair: can I have a short one please? ..no no..not talking about the height.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING

1 MINUTE AGO: this.
1 HOUR AGO: reading a book
1 YEAR AGO: in los angeles/las vegas regaling myself all the time..

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I LOVE: family, katie, aiko, MONEY=SUCCESS, travelling, hearing the sound of rain on the eaves of the roof and a cup of warm tea and a book.
I FEEL: alive, every minute that I am
I HATE: irresponsible irritants that should have never been approved and chopped stamped entry into wombs..ouch, sorry
I HIDE: all the extra clothes i have..until my mum sees it..if i could i'd hide my books too..
I MISS: cold weather and snow, ah ma ah gong
I NEED: huh..you're so joking..i need nothing.. maslow's hierachy of needs is complete bull..can i start on my want book?




continued.



1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
i look sleepy and tired..need a day off..actually, i don't look half bad

2. When is the next time you will have sex?
when i'm happily married

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
mor-on

4. Favorite planet?
venus..this is random, subjected to change and approval

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Mummy dearest

6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
dun have..too lazy to download

7. What kinda shirt you have on?
so kinky honestly..what do u care? nike swoosh

8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
jasmine is a chocked full of contradictions, has a keen sense of judgement and a devil may care attitude, definitely what you see is what you get..

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
don't wear shoes on my bed..look, that talk about clean freak? i am not this dirty

10. Bright or Dark Room?
dark can be bright? umm..chews on fingers, bright colours like black, red, brown..go figure

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
xinyi..is a lovable girl..she used to only let me carry. very sweet quiet girl..still very sweet

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
push both together and sleep on it..i need a queen size to feel secure

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
feeling thoroughly touched by the korean drama

14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
just touched down. :)

15. Where is your letter box?
in the middle of a white washed concrete pillar


16. What's a word that you say a lot?
such a brat..

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
K.yip

18. Last furry thing you touched?
aikoliang

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
coke and coke light

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
ahem..its the digital age now brudder

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
6, i could pee by the highway without caring two hoots and batting an eyelid..

22. Your worst enemy?
self pity..all the time!

23. What is your current desktop picture?
blue screen..

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
katie...study a bit more la

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
a million bucks. cos i can pay to paraglide..imagine having webbed wings..ewww, i'd settle for the fake nice white wings

26. Do you like someone?
many somebodies..like only right..?

27. The last song you listened to?
dunno the title..some r&b song playing without my permission on 98.7

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
yeah..and grab a metal plate to cushion the impact..

29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
can't bear to do that..so savage

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
my bolster..